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Dennis Mall

To make ends meet I’ve been driving a truck for 25 years and still have no sense of direction 

Confession: I once ate dinner at a restaurant that cost more than my monthly salary

True story:  As a high school senior I convinced my teacher to give me 30 extra points on my grade so I could graduate that way he would never have to see me again